February 2009
38 posts
“Come Closer Together”
I love...
January 2009
20 posts
Tom Waits - 9th & Hennepin
Because you need...
Oingo Boing - On The Outside
If I were a movie,...
Please, oh please people, cut the shit.
I’m sick and tired of people who actually think that a toilet flushed in the northern hemisphere swirls in the opposite direction than one flushed in the southern hemisphere. Look, while it IS true that the earth’s centrifugal force DOES influence the directional spin of fluid, and that those effects ARE reversed south of the equator, those forces are extremely subtle. Other factors...
Dear Man with the Goofy Hat,
Someone needs to give you a stern talking to about what is and what is not appropriate to be dressed like in public. It’s bad enough I had to wake up super early this morning to head down to the DMV, only to have to stand in line for 2 hours and fifteen minutes (why they have no place to sit down there is anyones guess), but when I saw your stupid silly hat I almost pissed on myself. I...
Moving On Up!
I made my first sale today. $20.00 for drawing a picture of someone. I just transferred the funds to my bank account.
Goodbye Jason the broke sonovabtich.
Hello Jason the entrepreneur!
Now if only I could get more business…
True colors?
I’ve been wondering something about myself lately. Why is it that I somehow always feel akin to the villain or bad guy in stories? What does that say about me? I think that, giving the situation, I would have done exactly what they did were in in there place.
Darth Vader: I know I would most certainly followed along the path he did if I thought it could save the lives of the woman I love...
K@#0%!
This is a pretty good interpretation of...
Dear Fuckface,
Thank you wasting my goddamn time. When I sent out the word that I was gonna start making drawings for people in exchange for money, I did not mean for you to send me a zillion messages asking for the details just to NOT go through with it. I’m not sure if you were lonely and just need someone to interact with, or if you’re just a prick. Either way, it’s obvious that you never...
My first full day back in Texas.
I can’t believe I actually live here. There is NOTHING TO DO! :(
On Another Note: My sister painted my toe nails black two days ago (she held me down, i swear it). I think it’s starting to grow on me.
“Things Behind the Sun”
The Mars...
Done With Texas
I want to move back to New York City. Right now.
