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Plastic bottle caps, particularly green ones. I draw faces on them with a thin sharpie. I have like 30 of them, not including the ones I’ve lost.

Holy shit! Haven’t heard this in like FORVER! brings me back

:D

To be nobody but yourself in a world that’s doing it’s best to make you somebody else, is to fight the hardest battle you’re ever going to have to fight. Never stop fighting.

E.E.Cummings

thisiswhyyourefat:

The Bacon Mug
A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.
(submitted by K8)

I hate myself for wanting this :’(

thisiswhyyourefat:

The Bacon Mug

A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.

(submitted by K8)

I hate myself for wanting this :’(

My maternal grandparents. 
This is the first and only time I’ve ever seen these two Pasty Ricans at the same time. How wrong is it that I don’t even remember my grandfathers first name?
Here is the picture before I restored it.

My maternal grandparents. 

This is the first and only time I’ve ever seen these two Pasty Ricans at the same time. How wrong is it that I don’t even remember my grandfathers first name?

Here is the picture before I restored it.

John Legend’s letter to Bill Maher

courtesy of the TheDailyBeast.com

Hey Bill,
You know I deeply respect you and the issues you cover. I’m a big fan of your show. I really enjoy being a guest there and would love to be invited back sometime. Now, I’m hoping this letter won’t close the door to that.
So, from one man without children to another, I think you were pretty off base in your closing monologue about education on Friday.
You were right about some things: Parental involvement really matters. Parents should turn off the TV, encourage reading, talk with their kids about their day, help with their homework, hold them accountable, and get involved in their education.
However, a child’s academic success does not only depend on parenting. Parents control what happens at home. But parents do not control what happens at school where students spend a large portion of their day being educated. Parents don’t determine whether the books are woefully out of date, whether the school and surrounding neighborhood are safe, whether there are too many kids in the classroom, and whether the teacher leading the classroom knows what they are doing. Individual parents can’t always influence those factors, especially when they themselves may be struggling in poverty or working double shifts just to make ends meet.
It’s up to us as a society to make sure our schools are doing their part. From a public policy perspective, we have much more ability to affect school and teacher quality than parent quality. And it is absolutely appropriate for the President and the Education Secretary to be intently focused on doing just that.
For a very long time, the U.S. education system led the world in almost every measure. We used to be in first place in graduation rates. But, by 2006, we had slipped to 18th in high school graduation rates and 14th for college completion. Our national high school drop-out rate is a shameful 30 percent and is much worse for minority and low-income students; for African-Americans and Hispanics, it’s about 50 percent. Simply put, our schools are not serving the needs of a lot of students. Our students (and our country) deserve better.
Many of those students in poorly performing schools have great parents who are very concerned about their children’s future. I’ve seen parents who are distraught when their kids don’t get into the only good school in their neighborhood. These parents cry when their kids don’t win the local “school lottery.” And, yes, the schools actually have to use lottery machines to ensure the applicants are chosen at random. Imagine a kid watching a little ball rolling around in the drum, his or her future being determined by the luck of the draw. Most of those good schools that families vie to get into accept only 10 to 20 percent of the kids who apply. So it seems to me that we have more concerned parents looking for decent education opportunities for their kids than the reverse.
Bill, I’m glad you’re sticking up for teachers. There are world-class teachers everywhere who deserve more credit and better pay. They aren’t to blame for much of what’s wrong with our schools. But we do know that having a quality teacher in every classroom is the single most important tool we can use to improve student learning. It can override other challenges in a way that no other factor can.
A recent study showed that a student scoring at the 50th percentile, who spends two years in an average school with an average teacher, is likely to continue scoring at the 50th achievement percentile. However, if that same student spends just two years in a “most effective” school with a “most effective” teacher, he or she rockets to the 96th achievement percentile.
Another study showed that if black students had four consecutive years of top quartile teachers, the black-white testing gap would vanish. Studies showing similar results keep popping up. The consensus is that good teachers make a huge difference.
But, as any teacher or administrator can tell you, being an effective teacher is not easy. We should hire teachers who are hard working and passionate about educationand we should do everything to properly train, compensate and support them. It’s our responsibility to provide teachers an environment where they can thrive, their needs are met and their voices are respected.
But we also need to measure student performance and hold teachers accountable when their students aren’t learning. We should not be afraid to say that some well-meaning individuals are simply not effective teachers. If a teacher cannot help students learn, he or she shouldn’t be teaching.
A recent New York state estimate showed that, between the legal and other expenses, it costs the school system about $400,000 to remove a bad teacher. An L.A. Times investigation described the same problem. School systems can’t afford to go through the hassle of removing poor teachers and wind up deeming teacher incompetence as a problem they simply have to put up with. The end result is that too many mediocre and truly terrible teachers are allowed to remain in classrooms.
Holding teachers and schools accountable for their results is not an “anti-teacher” position, as some try to paint it. Come with me sometime to the Harlem Village Academies and ask those teachers how it feels to be empowered to teach, learn, focus on student achievement, and be their best without many of the constraints—or protections—of traditional public schools. I’ve heard comments like…”I’ve learned more in my first five months here than in all my five years teaching. I like that I’m always pushed to do better, to keep refining.” This is at a school where, on average, the students enter in the fifth grade four grade levels behind, yet 100 percent of eighth graders passed the state science test, 96 percent passed social studies, 100 percent passed math, and 92 percent passed reading.
THAT is what good teachers can do. Those students didn’t get new parents; they changed schools and got new teachers. Our school systems need to learn from these successes and replicate them. Our current system often does not support the right teachers and it protects the bad ones.
Bill, you joked in your “New Rule” that we should fire the bad parents, not the bad teachers. Of course, we can’t do that. But we have to make sure every student in America receives quality teaching, and that means some teachers will have to be fired, and many more will have to be better trained and held accountable for their students’ results. We can’t accept any less than that. Our nation’s kids don’t deserve any less than that.
And, as you suggested, the only time the TV needs to be on is Friday nights at 10pm on HBO! I’d love to come on the show and talk with you more about this sometime.
Your friend, 
John Legend

Got no plans on a Friday night? (WARNING: Severe nerd content)

Greeting, program.

Need something to watch, but can’t find anything good? Why not kick it old school and watch the one, the only…

TRON!

If you haven’t seen it in a while, now is as good a time as any to go on the adventure all over again before Tron: Legacy hits theaters this December. And if you’ve NEVER seen it, please send me your home address so that I can drive over there and smack you in the face, and then click the link below to watch it immediately.

»CLICK HERE TO WATCH TRON« 

(or just copy/paste http://veehd.com/video/2127701_Tron)

I’m sure you all have already seen the trailers for from Legacy, but it pleases me to link them here anyway. Again if you haven’t seen them please do so now, but watch the movie first.

Tron: Legacy trailers 1 and 2

Man, if you didn’t get goose bumps from watching trailer 2, you have absolutely no right to call yourself a geek.

I enjoy cooking very much, but…

My mom told me that she thinks the two of us should open up a restaurant together. She went as far as to look up culinary schools. Thanks for the vote of confidence ma, but that’s so very far from what i want to do with me life. Thanks though.

“Remember, no russian.”

World’s Best Procrastinators

After talking about it and saying we were gonna do it or over 10 FUCKING YEARS,  Steven and I finally set to work on making a graphic novel. Story wise we’re both plotting it, he’s writing it, I’m scripting it. Artwork wise he’s penciling it, I’m doing the rest.

I so completely love songs that seem to be about serial killers, but are actually about copious amounts of indiscriminate sex.

*sigh*

I wish I were ol’ Pete.

82nd Annual Academy Awards Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz

Indeed!

82nd Annual Academy Awards Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz

Indeed!

Personal Hero #12: Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Science has a pimp, and his name is Neil.

Personal Hero #12: Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Science has a pimp, and his name is Neil.